Mar 23, 2009

Monday Morning Photos. Because Can Anyone Actually Handle Words Words Words?

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46 comments

1. 1
   on March 23rd, 2009 at 8:45 am
   MidLifeMama said:

   I will not be surprised when Joaquin and Casey Affleck release a “documentary” on his “music career”. I swear they are just messing with everyone.


2. 2
   on March 23rd, 2009 at 8:50 am
   The Domestic Goddess said:

   I really hope that Mr. Phoenix is just playing a strange joke on everyone. Or it’s research for a role. Or he’s doing “punked” with Ashton Kutcher. Or something.

   Pleaseohpleaseohplease.


3. 3
   on March 23rd, 2009 at 9:02 am
   Philly said:

   I miss Joaquin’s face. Someone please save him.


4. 4
   on March 23rd, 2009 at 9:25 am
   Ducks Mahal said:

   Michael Jackson can read?


5. 5
   on March 23rd, 2009 at 9:34 am
   Rosie said:

   I miss Joaquin a whole bunch. Methinks that maybe he is bipolar.


6. 6
   on March 23rd, 2009 at 9:41 am
   Ellie said:

   Sometimes one doesn’t have to look hard at ALL for good material….


7. 7
   on March 23rd, 2009 at 9:45 am
   pamela said:

   Did someone actually make Liza a Pile o’Shit cake for her 63rd birthday?


8. 8
   on March 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 am
   Ginny said:

   JP–i think it’s the beard…..somehow it has possessed him, so bring on the razor!
   Brit–what hasn’t already been said?
   AW–again with the possession, but this time it’s the hair!
   LM–63? I think not and was that an armadillo cake?
   MJ–please slip into retirement so you can maintain an iota of dignity.


9. 9
   on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:22 am
   Dharmamama said:

   I am really, really grateful to be an anonymous mom, at home with my boys, just livin’ life. Very grateful.


10. 10
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:33 am
    gary rith said:

    Yeah, what’s this thing with the beards lately?
    Amy Winehouse has a rather unusual…um….style.


11. 11
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:48 am
    Tricia said:

    Bossy is 63?


12. 12
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 am
    Me said:

    No, seriously… what kind of cake IS that?


13. 13
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:12 am
    ellen said:

    I think that’s, like, a Dadaist cake. A mound type chocolate cake on top of a sheet chocolate cake, decorated with random blueberries and strawberries and raspberries and truffles.


14. 14
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 am
    Grandma J said:

    That cake looks like road kill, maybe a porcupine.


15. 15
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Lizzy said:

    This post is proof of the dangers of going off Lithium.


16. 16
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
    Momo Fali said:

    You don’t need to say one word, it’s two. Crack whore.


17. 17
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
    Camille said:

    I want to be a famous movie star, just so I can prove to the world that it IS possible to be normal and a celebrity at the same time.

    Only, I’m NOT a celebrity, so maybe it’s not possible…


18. 18
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:46 am
    zelzee said:

    What has Bossy done with her husband John Cusak?


19. 19
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Reeb said:

    Maybe I could have handled words better than pictures this morning, after all.


20. 20
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:50 am
    Bellamomma said:

    #1 & #3 … What the crap is with these people?!?!

    I miss Joaquin. This has to be some sad actor attempting to play Joaquin while the real Joaquin is off on vacation on an uninhabited island in Tahiti. The Real Joaquin figured getting a guy with huge beard and an extra 40 pounds and obvious drug problem would distract from the fact that this is not Real Joaquin. Eventually Real Joaquin will come back from vacation & kill off the Fake Joaquin. Please tell me Real Joaquin is coming back. Soon. Please.

    (I like typing Joaquin. It’s fun!)


21. 21
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Shelley said:

    I know this is not a popular opinion, but I do not like Joaquin Phoenix. I have never liked him, as an actor or anything else. I hated Ladder 49, or whatever that movie was where they copied Backdraft word for word. I just. don’t. like. him. He’s always rubbed me the wrong way, and I too think he and Casey Affleck are just messing with everyone. But I do not care, because I wish he would just go away.
    Britney. Oh Britney. That’s all I have to say about that.


22. 22
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    janet said:

    I don’t even know who Joaquin is, so there. But I love Amy, so there. And Bossy isn’t 63, she’s 6′3″, So there.


23. 23
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    kristin said:

    Bossy may not be saying one word about that photo of Amy Winehouse, but Kristin is And that word is CHAFING.


24. 24
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Domestic Goddess (in training) said:

    I wonder why Joaquin is confusing the “inbred redneck” look with gangsta rap music. Simiar confusion with Amy and her Lady Godiva gone Elvira look.


25. 25
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    Laura said:

    The world survived before Joaquin (formerly known as Leaf) Phoenix, and the world will survive after him. Yeah, he was good in Walk the Line, but if I have to see one more narcissistic, self-indulgent, ungrateful celebrity I may scream.


26. 26
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Half Assed Kitchen said:

    I want my Johnny Cash Joaquin back. But then, he’s quite a bit dumber than I thought. So maybe not. You know who i really want back? Heath Ledger.


27. 27
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    EricaB/CrazyMomma said:

    I just saw “We Own the Night”. That is the Joaquin that makes me blush a bit. The first 5 minutes with him are the B-E-S-T!! No so fond of the big shaggy dog…


28. 28
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    darla78 said:

    IT’S SHAVE NOT SAVE
    HO ON PHO
    AND HO ON HO
    YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE NAME THAT PHOTO ,,,
    LOL


29. 29
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Dawn in Austin said:

    And my friends wonder why I don’t turn on the television.I may have to start drinking before 9am.


30. 30
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    L said:

    Thank you for not posting a Picture of Paris.


31. 31
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Little Miss Sunshine State said:

    You should have called this group of pics We Are Messy.


32. 32
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    sista #2 said:

    Seriously, Mr Phoenix……where art thou?

    That was one fine looking man.

    peace
    #2


33. 33
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    jp said:

    There is NO one word for poor Amy!
    And WHAT is “normal” anyway???

    “Abby Normal” I understand…………..


34. 34
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    Sharon said:

    I agree with Shelly. I dislike Joaquin. I really don’t think he’s much of an actor and he totally ruined that Johnny Cash movie. So there.


35. 35
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Bossy's Friend Martha's Sister said:

    Bossy, never become a superstar, because it think it is bad for your mental health!

    And it that an armadillo on that cake???


36. 36
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    Bush Babe said:

    Oh Joaquin! I think you need to come to Granite GLen for a little detox, darling. But you can leave AMy where she is – she freaks Bush Babe right out and clearly cannot ride a horse. Plus we have no helmuts big enough for that hair.
    
    BB


37. 37
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    nutmeg said:

    Liza’s looking HOT!


38. 38
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    Chesapeake Bay Woman said:

    Pic #1 – Crazier than Hell
    Pic #2 – Crazier than Hell
    Pic #3 – Crazier than Hell
    Pic #4 – Older than Hell
    Pic #5 – Crazier than Hell on top of Hell

    Liza’s makin’ out pretty good in this competition.


39. 39
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    SD's Husband said:

    Photo 1: “…and I went down down down to the burnin’ ring of fire..”
    Photo 2: “Hmmm…lets see what Bossy has on her blog today…”
    Photo 3: “Just f***ing fall off me already.”
    Photo 4: Photo taken just prior to flame-throwing the table on fire.
    Photo 5: “These bastards think I’m actually Michael Jackson.” – Joaquin Phoenix


40. 40
    on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    Get-Off said:

    Hey! Joaquin raised A LOT of money at that Branch Davidian telethon!

    But seriously, he looks like Ringo Starr in the midst of his worst coke/broken nose in a bar brawl mug/ugliest Manhattan street vendor sunglasses bender ever

    Yuck


41. 41
    on March 24th, 2009 at 12:49 am
    Lee of MWOB said:

    HA HA HA!! the 38th comment is really cracking me up!

    Oh please – now Joaquin Phoenix is lumped into the same category as Michael Jackson??? What the hell happened??


42. 42
    on March 24th, 2009 at 2:18 am
    Catherine McP said:

    I miss the old Joaquin, but hes comin back, its just a gimmick, and according to the old Natalie Wood movie “Gypsy Rose Lee” As the stripper with the light bulbs belts out “you gotta have a gimmick” da da da da da da da. Although it might have been the one with the horn in an old Roman costume. OK I guess I just think this whole Joaquin gig is not for real and I’m sorry for ramblin on.


43. 43
    on March 24th, 2009 at 4:02 am
    kim at alllconsuming said:

    I know it seems to be the least of his worries, but is Joaquin wearing trackie dacks in that shot?


44. 44
    on March 24th, 2009 at 6:42 am
    MariaV said:

    1, 3 & 5 make me gag. Seriously!


45. 45
    on March 24th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    joeinvegas said:

    Micky is living in Vegas now.


46. 46
    on March 25th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    foolery said:

    “Blues Brothers III – Briefcase Full of Blues and Reds and Oxycontin and . . . ”
    Thank GAHHH BS remembered her bottoms that day
    Horse with woman (with monkey on her back) on its back
    Oh great, the crap cake now tastes like prescription meds!

    And I’m sorry, I think that picture of MJ is VERY funny.