Jul 29, 2009

And Now A Brief Intermission For Some ‘HoTos.

Sure, other blogs feature celebrity photos. But Bossy is out to highlight those special celebrities who put the fit in outfit and the tit in prostitute — in a new feature Bossy likes to call ‘HoTos.

Shall we begin?

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39 comments

1. 1
   on July 29th, 2009 at 10:28 am
   Z. Mulls said:

   Do you have to picture of that girl’s face when they explained to her that Josh spells his last name “Groban” and not “Grobin?”


2. 2
   on July 29th, 2009 at 10:34 am
   BOSSY said:

   OH LORD, Z Mulls, you are right! Hahahahahaha.


3. 3
   on July 29th, 2009 at 10:42 am
   Debbie said:

   I can only see one pic–all the rest are flick “unavailable”


4. 4
   on July 29th, 2009 at 10:57 am
   Betsy said:

   I only see one pic also


5. 5
   on July 29th, 2009 at 11:02 am
   David said:

   Can I say that I am somewhat relieved that I, too, can only see one pic? Too early in the day for this, for me.


6. 6
   on July 29th, 2009 at 11:21 am
   DebbyABQ said:

   Just one picture.


7. 7
   on July 29th, 2009 at 11:25 am
   Carroll said:

   Did Bossy snitch pix from someplace illegally and have the internet police people come to take her away?

   Will there be a “get out of jail” party??

   Should we bring refreshments???

   Tune in later today for potentially the most interesting developments on the internet!


8. 8
   on July 29th, 2009 at 11:44 am
   Shelley said:

   I can only see one pic too. Wow, those Internet cops are FAST. Can I RSVP now for the “Bossy’s Out Of Jail” party?


9. 9
   on July 29th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
   BOSSY said:

   Bossy has temporarily escaped from prison confinement. Stay tuned and enjoy the ‘HoTos while they’re up!.


10. 10
    on July 29th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    kelly said:

    are those a sea creature’s tentacles writhing about in the rat’s nest on that first tart’s head? or the dismembered fingers of an alien who attempted to run his fingers through her hair? barf.


11. 11
    on July 29th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Emily said:

    ‘HoTos. Brilliant! Love it!!!!!!


12. 12
    on July 29th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Half Assed Kitchen said:

    Hey, you’ve been swiping my Facebook profile pics again.


13. 13
    on July 29th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Julie said:

    Where did you get all these pictures Bossy? From the BlogHer Conference??


14. 14
    on July 29th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    anne marie in philly said:

    ROTFLMAO…hos, hos, and more hos!


15. 15
    on July 29th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    Jennifer said:

    Ho, Ho, Ho
    and a bottle of WHOA!
    All we need now?
    Night-vision video!

    (I’m sorry, I just SO love the rhyming.)


16. 16
    on July 29th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Stacey Ball said:

    Nothing frightens me more than pictures of Lady Gaga, ok, maybe pictures of Courtney Love.


17. 17
    on July 29th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    Reeb said:

    Reeb plaintively sighs that she’s so culturally clueless, and doesn’t know who any of these people are, other than Jennifer Anniston which just underscores how out of date she is. Help me, Bossy, you’re my only hope! (Or the Bossy Posse.) Do all these personages have names you know?


18. 18
    on July 29th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Marinka said:

    Awesome BlogHer pics!


19. 19
    on July 29th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Hokie Deb (www.WebSavyMom.com) said:

    –>I see all the pictures (unfortunately)… Will Bossy comment on the CFM shoes next?

    http://www.WebSavyMom.com


20. 20
    on July 29th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    RBG said:

    Just the fact that Jennifer Aniston is dressed like this shows I am not the only person out there with a baked potato fetish. Thank goodness no one ran up to her and stuck her with a fork to see if she was done!

    If she is trying to protect herself from alien mind control, however, she forgot the hat.


21. 21
    on July 29th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    The Cheap Chick said:

    The More Money You Make = The Trashier You Look. Interesting phenomenom, no?


22. 22
    on July 29th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    foolery said:

    Wait, aren’t these all the same person?

    Coulda fooled me.


23. 23
    on July 29th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    sharon said:

    I see all the photos, but I only recognize one of them. I guess I’m officially old.


24. 24
    on July 29th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    Audrey at Barking Mad said:

    Geez Blake Lively….could you at least try to uphold your surname? Why so sad? Oh that’s right, all that money, that fabulous show on the CW (it’s so fabulous in fact that I’ve never watched it nor can I recall the name of said show), and you have that lovely boyfriend, whose name I can’t recall either.


25. 25
    on July 29th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    Dash said:

    EEEEEEWwwwww!


26. 26
    on July 29th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Shelley said:

    In the next installment of “HoTos”, could Bossy include captions with names? Because I have no idea who any of these people are, except for Jennifer Aniston. Who on earth is that girl with Josh “Grobin” on her boob?


27. 27
    on July 29th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    Martie said:

    I feel so confident in my capris, tshirt and flip flops. Almost regal. Of course, no one’s taking my picture. If I had a body like any of those women (?) I would throw the ‘ho clothes off and shop neekid… but that’s just me.


28. 28
    on July 29th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    annsrants said:

    What is going on? I don’t see any pink feather boas anywhere.

    The faux Bratz dolls still look hot though.


29. 29
    on July 29th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    bossysMom said:

    these women SO understand the appeal of mystery and the understatement.


30. 30
    on July 29th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Shelley said:

    Hi Bossy’s mom! Ok, now that Audrey said Blake Lively, I guess I do recognize her from the show my teenage girls love, Gossip Girl. Which I have never watched in my life. I stick to my Soapnet reruns of Beverly Hills, 90210, the original recipe. I love me some Brenda and Dylan. And now you know more about me than you ever wanted to know.


31. 31
    on July 29th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    Domestic Goddess (in training) said:

    Is it wrong that I am strangely attracted to almost every pair of shoes in those pics? I have a thing for ho shoes!?!?!?!?


32. 32
    on July 29th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    kate said:

    in that last photo, do you think she’s going for sad? or dumb?


33. 33
    on July 29th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    Chesapeake Bay Woman said:

    Who let the hos out?


34. 34
    on July 30th, 2009 at 2:40 am
    Mo said:

    My muffin top is saying to me…at a certain age you ain’t never looking like that again… flaunt it while you got it?


35. 35
    on July 30th, 2009 at 9:34 am
    janny226 said:

    Whew, I was so afraid from the post title these were going to be BlogHer pix. For the record I was wearing more than pigtails at.all.times. I’m glad Shelley admitted she doesn’t know anyone except Jennifer Aniston, ’cause I’m in the same boat (but I think I’m glad… no need to be dropping names like these for my husband to know about).


36. 36
    on July 30th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    Dara said:

    Don’t these people have stylists? Lady Gag-Me always looks like a ho, but at least she doesn’t look like a crack-ho, like Amy Winehouse….such a sad mess.

    I am diggin’ the shoes!!


37. 37
    on July 31st, 2009 at 8:17 am
    The New Girl said:

    I know exactly TWO of these people.

    LORD, I’m old.


38. 38
    on August 1st, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    joeinvegas said:

    I think Bossy is just jealous that she doesn’t have those slinky outfits to wear (especially when camping).


39. 39
    on August 3rd, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    Cupcake Murphy said:

    Chloe Sevigny makes me barf.