What a perfect start to my morning. Hilarious. Too bad I am too old for him. I always wanted to date the man that invented the internet. Mainly though, I wanted to replace my sheep for putting me to sleep.
Im convinced there is another woman involved….you dont just walk away from 40 years, especially after that *kiss* (LOL) on stage at the Democratic Convention.
Ouch! First time I haven’t laughed at Bossy humor. He’s an amazing visionary and I’m sad for his personal troubles.
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on June 3rd, 2010 at 1:17 pm
dobes said:
Gotta agree with rebekah. He may be a little on the awkward side, but he’s just about the only Dem who hasn’t gone center-right and has really fought for what he believes. I admire him tremendously and I’m really sorry about his divorce.
Ordinarily, though, I’m right there with Bossy.
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on June 3rd, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Deedee said:
Hey, I admire Al Gore as well and am also sad for his troubles. I am a fan of Al Gore for sure.
Well, It’s too bad I’m TOO OLD for him, since I’m clearly ancient at the age of THIRTY.
Dirty old bastard!
LOL.
I just keep coming back and laughing at this.
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on June 3rd, 2010 at 6:25 pm
amy MacDougall said:
heart shaped hedges: I believe you are right on, just a matter of time before that story comes out. It’s a news headliners’s dream: “Tipper Freezes Al out of Marriage” “Tipper Heats Up About Al’s New Hot Woman” and, written over a blurry picture of someone who looks like Al and a young woman wearing giant sunglasses: “Al’s New Babe is Tipper’s Inconvenient Truth”
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on June 3rd, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Dara said:
muhahahahahahahahahahahaha! I’d buy that for a dollar!
Hi larious. Hi larious. Hi larious. “Religion: Only when campaigning.” Too good.
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on June 3rd, 2010 at 6:40 pm
BossysMom said:
you guys are cynical, holy cow. Even IF there is someone else, for him, for her….so what. They’ve been married for a good long lifetime. They are good people.
We puritans need to lighten up.
He’s Mister Square Face. But a square that’s mushy like a worn out sofa. But also: this is so funny it made me paralyzed and then after I regained feeling in my limbs I fainted. Bossy should get the Nobel for this piece ‘o genius.
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on June 3rd, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Joie said:
I like Al Gore. But Bossy is a comedienne and she has created a great piece here.
Never a big fan of his but the break-up of a 40-year marriage is sad no matter what, or why. Not laughing at Al’s expense — laughing at BOSSY’s extreme wit. “Facial hair grown for spite” FOR THE WIN!
When I was a wee girl in Knoxville, TN Al Gore was our fine ass state senator. He was realllllly hot back then, and one bright Saturday my family and I trekked to nearby Sevierville (home of Dolly Parton) to see a parade that he was in – my parents really like Al Gore a lot even then, I recall. Anyway, up he rides on this huge float with a basket of Jolly Ranchers, and I went up to him and he gave me a watermelon one – my favorite. I said, “Thank you Senator Gore!” in a sickening sweet E. TN accent and he said, “Why you’re welcome.” in his nice voice. I’m hoping he remembers this and comes calling, even though I’m married and he’s now a little squashy. He looked like this then: http://www.elrst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/al-gore.jpg
The picture Chrissy linked to is my new screensaver. Rawr.
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on June 6th, 2010 at 12:27 am
hana said:
You forgot to photoshop out his wedding ring in that Bossy way!
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on June 6th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
KathyB said:
Hilarious treatment of a sad piece of news. Thank you, Bossy. Needed that.
I will always remember fondly Al’s appearance on SNL where he sat in th West Wing tv show’s Oval Office and dreamed or something. Probably would appreciate your work too.
Word on the street is that he asked for a divorce at the end of a dramatic 58 minute slide show detailing their differences. He called in “An Irreconcilable Truth.”
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on June 8th, 2010 at 7:52 am
Irrene said:
Thanks for this!Twas a great way to start my morning.
I’m so late to say this, sorry, but BRILLZ Bossy! Also, please link to Tipper’s profile when you find it, please. I might have to listen to my music on the downlow, but she kind of strikes me as using that a cover-up for her wild streak. Maybe.
omgROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freaking. On the Floor. HILARIOUS!
–>I think it could also say, “Unless you’re Leo Dicaprio, no need to apply.”
What a perfect start to my morning. Hilarious. Too bad I am too old for him. I always wanted to date the man that invented the internet. Mainly though, I wanted to replace my sheep for putting me to sleep.
Oh, Bossy has outdone herself. How can we make this post go viral?
that’s PFF.
Men therapists will not treat other men with narcissism. It makes us nauseous on an epic scale.
Fookin’ brilliant!
He’s the only white man I’ve ever admired with a rod up his ass.
funny post.
lol. nice work, Bossy.
Bossy is a genius.
Im convinced there is another woman involved….you dont just walk away from 40 years, especially after that *kiss* (LOL) on stage at the Democratic Convention.
OMG! I cracked my sternum laughing at this!
Brilliant!
Hahahahahahaha
Toooo funny! Thanks.
Someone alert The Huffington Post. I’m printing this out and passing it around.
You really are “nutso”
But brilliant
Kind of mean to someone who’s turned out to be a great guy.
Ohhh, you mischief!
Ouch! First time I haven’t laughed at Bossy humor. He’s an amazing visionary and I’m sad for his personal troubles.
Gotta agree with rebekah. He may be a little on the awkward side, but he’s just about the only Dem who hasn’t gone center-right and has really fought for what he believes. I admire him tremendously and I’m really sorry about his divorce.
Ordinarily, though, I’m right there with Bossy.
Hey, I admire Al Gore as well and am also sad for his troubles. I am a fan of Al Gore for sure.
But this was FUNNY! It was BRILLIANT!
That is hilarious!! Spot on!
Oh Al, I had such high hopes for you. Dumbass.
FREAKIN Brill Bossy. ^5
Rooth
Well, It’s too bad I’m TOO OLD for him, since I’m clearly ancient at the age of THIRTY.
Dirty old bastard!
LOL.
I just keep coming back and laughing at this.
heart shaped hedges: I believe you are right on, just a matter of time before that story comes out. It’s a news headliners’s dream: “Tipper Freezes Al out of Marriage” “Tipper Heats Up About Al’s New Hot Woman” and, written over a blurry picture of someone who looks like Al and a young woman wearing giant sunglasses: “Al’s New Babe is Tipper’s Inconvenient Truth”
muhahahahahahahahahahahaha! I’d buy that for a dollar!
Hi larious. Hi larious. Hi larious. “Religion: Only when campaigning.” Too good.
you guys are cynical, holy cow. Even IF there is someone else, for him, for her….so what. They’ve been married for a good long lifetime. They are good people.
We puritans need to lighten up.
What has 2 thumbs and is making the biggest mistake of his life? That guy.
He’s Mister Square Face. But a square that’s mushy like a worn out sofa. But also: this is so funny it made me paralyzed and then after I regained feeling in my limbs I fainted. Bossy should get the Nobel for this piece ‘o genius.
I like Al Gore. But Bossy is a comedienne and she has created a great piece here.
That is so fecking funny I spit out my drink before I drank it. Well done, Bossy.
Al Gore is great, I do love him BUT I also love a good laugh. Hysterical!
should put in his “profile” that he wants a woman who can get a prius up to 100mph. Brilliant, Bossy, Brilliant!!!
That first picture? It’s like he’s doing “I shoulda had a V-8.”
SO funny! I think it’s clear that everyone (unless you’re ultra conservative) likes the guy – we all need humor in our lives! Even Al!
Hilarious, Bossy! I tried to click on “See more like him,” but dammit, it wasn’t working.
Thank you, Bossy’s mom.
Big Gore fan (should that be fan of Big Gore), liked them as a couple. Best president we never had etc. and that ad is hilarious……
Just what I needed on the 2nd day of summer vacation for the kids!
I bow to your brilliance and I can’t believe you haven’t been picked to do the talk show circuit. Then you can talk about you and (Harrison) Ford!
Never a big fan of his but the break-up of a 40-year marriage is sad no matter what, or why. Not laughing at Al’s expense — laughing at BOSSY’s extreme wit. “Facial hair grown for spite” FOR THE WIN!
Wow, if I were a single gal I’d go for a piece of the beyond-white Al. Where to begin? How about ‘rod up thy arse.’
“We Puritans need to lighten up.”
Amen, Bossy’s Mom. Bless you!
Oh yeah…this may be your best of the best…and you have many bests!
I agree with Bossy’s Mom. Of course, I *always* agree with Bossy’s Mom because she is always right on!
When I was a wee girl in Knoxville, TN Al Gore was our fine ass state senator. He was realllllly hot back then, and one bright Saturday my family and I trekked to nearby Sevierville (home of Dolly Parton) to see a parade that he was in – my parents really like Al Gore a lot even then, I recall. Anyway, up he rides on this huge float with a basket of Jolly Ranchers, and I went up to him and he gave me a watermelon one – my favorite. I said, “Thank you Senator Gore!” in a sickening sweet E. TN accent and he said, “Why you’re welcome.” in his nice voice. I’m hoping he remembers this and comes calling, even though I’m married and he’s now a little squashy. He looked like this then: http://www.elrst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/al-gore.jpg
The picture Chrissy linked to is my new screensaver. Rawr.
You forgot to photoshop out his wedding ring in that Bossy way!
Hilarious treatment of a sad piece of news. Thank you, Bossy. Needed that.
I will always remember fondly Al’s appearance on SNL where he sat in th West Wing tv show’s Oval Office and dreamed or something. Probably would appreciate your work too.
Word on the street is that he asked for a divorce at the end of a dramatic 58 minute slide show detailing their differences. He called in “An Irreconcilable Truth.”
Thanks for this!Twas a great way to start my morning.
I’m so late to say this, sorry, but BRILLZ Bossy! Also, please link to Tipper’s profile when you find it, please. I might have to listen to my music on the downlow, but she kind of strikes me as using that a cover-up for her wild streak. Maybe.
I thought you might find this interesting, it’s a little different take on dating and the internet.
http://www.thenextgreatgeneration.com/2010/05/11/facebook-ruining-dating-gen/