Jul 14, 2011

Crackflix

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By now you’ve probably heard the news regarding Netflix and their hike of movie rental fees, which they accomplished by dividing their services into two distinct subscription categories:

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This is less than favorable news for Bossy, who tends to watch a lot of movies, especially when depressed. And about that, Bossy isn’t going into any details, except to say My how she has enjoyed a movie title or two during the past week.

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Bossy doesn’t know what she’s going to do about this 60% increase for the overall Netflix subscription — and when Bossy says she doesn’t know what she’s going to do, she knows exactly what she’s going to do.

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Alternatively, Time.com has put together a list of faux Netflix options for those not willing to pay the new rate, including:

  1. Redbox. It’s exactly like Netflix, only the movies are available at kiosks. This means the movies aren’t delivered directly to your door. Or your laptop. So it’s nothing like Netflix.
  2. Hulu Plus. It’s exactly like Netflix, only it’s a streaming service whose catalogue features mostly television shows and few movies. So it’s nothing like Netflix.
  3. Amazon Prime Instant Video. It’s exactly like Netflix, only it’s a yearly subscription service allowing customers to access only a handful of titles and none of them box office hits. So it’s nothing like Netflix.

Or Bossy has a fourth suggestion that’s exactly like Netflix: Live your life instead of watching one.

What says Bossy’s council regarding the movie rental racket?

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