Sep 6, 2011

Ten Popular Celebrity Rumors

The other day Bossy and a friend were talking about James Franco, which is how they began discussing James Dean, which led them to talking about James Dean’s Porsche, which resulted in Bossy’s friend telling Bossy about a rumor surrounding James Dean’s deadly car crash.

And just what is that rumor surrounding James Dean’s car crash? Since this is an upstanding blog hold the standing, Bossy will describe the rumor without using any salacious words:

There was someone in the car with James Dean who was performing ____ ___ at the time. A boy someone.

Naturally Bossy looked to verify this rumor by conducting exhaustive research, where exhaustive research equals Bossy googled celebrity rumors.

Bossy can neither confirm nor deny the James Dean rumor, but she did stumble on the following list of other salacious rumors, hold the salacious:

1. Angelina Jolie kissed her brother at the Oscars with her ______.
2. The members of Led Zeppelin had sex with a groupie using a ____.
3. Milton Berle had the world’s biggest ____.
4. Stevie Nicks ingested cocaine through her ______.
5. Danny Thomas enjoyed watching women ____.
6. Mick Jagger ate a Mars Bar out of Marianne Faithful’s ______.
7. Jamie Lee Curtis has a ____.
8. Catherine The Great had sex with a _____.”
9. Nancy Reagan enjoyed giving ____.
10. There was a ______ in Richard Gere’s ___.

Answer key:

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27 comments

1. 1
   on September 6th, 2011 at 7:33 pm
   corrie said:

   All frightening possibilities!


2. 2
   on September 6th, 2011 at 7:56 pm
   Olivia said:

   Olivia concedes . . .

   She is too hysterical to even think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3. 3
   on September 6th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
   foolery said:

   I’m not very good at these. I came up with “Danny Thomas enjoyed watching women FISH” and “Milton Berle had the world’s biggest POO” and I had to quit.


4. 4
   on September 6th, 2011 at 8:25 pm
   Gail K. said:

   Welcome to “BOSSY Mad Libs!” I love it!!!


5. 5
   on September 6th, 2011 at 8:55 pm
   Theresa said:

   WOW! Too funny…


6. 6
   on September 6th, 2011 at 9:01 pm
   BossysMom said:

   Wait…isn’t it Tuesday and shouldn’t this be:
   In ten words tell the worst rumor spread about you.
   Come on council, change up….!!!!


7. 7
   on September 6th, 2011 at 9:31 pm
   JaneK said:

   oooooo! I know the Jamie Lee Curtis one! She has (for real) testicular feminisation. Meaning that her chromosomes are XY which are male chromosomes (which would explain the p…. rumors). HOWEVER… she has NO testoterone receptors meaning that all that testosterone she produces has no where to land and turns to estrogen which would explain the smokin’ hot bod! These women – and they really are – have no vajayjay but also they do not have a p…… they don’t realize the issue until they hit their adolescents and never have a period…… so way more than you wanted to know…. but I knew someone in college like this….. don’t know the other answers…..


8. 8
   on September 6th, 2011 at 9:33 pm
   Little Miss Sunshine State said:

   Ooh ooh I know the Richard Gere one!


9. 9
   on September 6th, 2011 at 9:51 pm
   Amy said:

   Ahem, off to google…


10. 10
    on September 6th, 2011 at 10:31 pm
    Chesapeake Bay Woman said:

    I’m so jealous of the fish in Richard Gere’s member that I can’t see straight.


11. 11
    on September 6th, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    Chesapeake Bay Woman said:

    Unless there was a tongue in Richard Gere’s fish. And then I’m not so sure I’m jealous, but I am indeed intrigued.


12. 12
    on September 6th, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    Chesapeake Bay Woman said:

    The fish in Richard Gere’s poo is a story for another day.


13. 13
    on September 6th, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    Cincy said:

    It is with great pride/great shame that I knew 7 out of 10 of these and was able to figure out the other 3 using your clues.

    Rona Barrett’s got nothing on me.
    And if you’re old enough to remember Rona, pull up a rocking chair and let’s dish.


14. 14
    on September 6th, 2011 at 11:45 pm
    Miss Britt said:

    This is like the most fun mad-lib ever!


15. 15
    on September 7th, 2011 at 12:27 am
    Dr. Liz said:

    Oy. Sadly, I actually KNOW the answers to more of these than I’m willing to admit. But let’s just say that the Richard Gere thing should inflame PETA, as should the Led Zepplin thing (although are PETA people concerned about fish – or sharks, as the case may be?). Catherine the Great is just lucky PETA wasn’t around for her, too… And yes, I’m deeply disturbed that I know of these rumors…


16. 16
    on September 7th, 2011 at 8:02 am
    helenel said:

    I was just thinking of Rona Barrett yesterday, Cincy! I’ll bring the chocolate to our dish session!


17. 17
    on September 7th, 2011 at 9:02 am
    WebSavvyMom said:

    –>Since I’m in the office, I’ll have to assume the two words missing in the James Dean sentence were “driving lessons.”


18. 18
    on September 7th, 2011 at 10:25 am
    joeinvegas said:

    I’m still lost. After seeing Jamie Lee in Trading Places I wonder what else she has.


19. 19
    on September 7th, 2011 at 10:48 am
    dexter said:

    Its true Milton Berle had the worlds largest poo. It took place after a led Zep concert he attended with Danny Thomas


20. 20
    on September 7th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    BossysMom said:

    This leads me to ask….WHO is measuring?


21. 21
    on September 7th, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    CrazyJane said:

    Front bottom?


22. 22
    on September 7th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    Erika said:

    Was living in LA during the Richard Gere rumor, for days they were playing a version of Pretty Woman on the radio that included a furry friend going were the sun don´t shine. There was also a a poster were Julia Roberts face was changed to a gerbil. I remember thinking it was very funny at the time.


23. 23
    on September 7th, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    rory said:

    Very funny and very elusive.
    It was all about sex, right?


24. 24
    on September 7th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    Amy said:

    I think I need to be enlightened!! Bossy please?


25. 25
    on September 8th, 2011 at 8:05 am
    Liz in Virginia said:

    I am either pathetic or most excellently awesome, because I had heard *every one* of these rumors. I choose awesome — just like BOSSY.


26. 26
    on September 8th, 2011 at 11:31 am
    Elizabeth @ Table for Five said:

    I only know a couple of these, I need help matching up the rest and I’m afraid to Google.


27. 27
    on September 9th, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    kim said:

    This is disgusting!!