Dec 30, 2008

The Daily Poverty Post.

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You are looking at a Bossy family Christmas card from 2006.

Every year it was the same thing: Bossy would assemble twelve month’s worth of photographs depicting various events and she would crop them and size them and then create a collage and size it to fit a post card and then she’d make a stack of copies at Kinkos and lick one hundred stamps and address the back of the card by hand and include meaningful personal messages,

and now Bossy has a blog.

Bossy is depressed she didn’t send out Christmas cards this year, but then she remembers the price of stamps and multiplies that by the number of people who should receive cards divided by the people who threw Bossy off their card list because they haven’t received one. Bossy figures she saved over $30 this year by sitting on her hands. In other news she saved $30 by not sending out Christmas post cards.

Sitting on her hands! Silly Bossy! Yesterday Bossy was meh but today she is giddy! It’s amazing what 45 whole minutes of sleep a night will do to refresh a person!

Anyway. Consider this blog post Bossy’s official holiday card, where holiday equals Holy Day is it over yet?

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