Dec 30, 2008
Ten-Word Tuesday. The Resolutions Edition.
Everything Bossy wants to change about herself in the coming year can be found behind this family room door. With the small exception of all those things she needs to change about herself not found behind this family room door.
Bossy’s first resolution is to Organize Her Office Area. She needs to remove everything from the shelves and cabinets because they’re filled with resource materials from the years she had a painting business with her brother. Shelter magazines and paint fan decks are just two of the remnants from Bossy’s former life that collect dust and remind Bossy that paint fumes killed her ability to remember from one paragraph to the next.
Bossy’s second resolution is to Organize Her Office Area.
This is Bossy’s in/out box. Would you believe mostly in with a side order of In? If Bossy is not going to be painting and actualizing the many vacation perks that come with that job, then she needs to admit she is a full time writer and move the necessary accoutrement from this small corner into other smaller corners. Such as this:
Bossy’s next resolution is to Nap Less.
Napping less will leave Bossy with more time for watching television! Which reminds Bossy of her next resolution: Watch Less Television.
And lasty, with all of Bossy’s newfound time not spent inhaling paint fumes and napping and watching television, Bossy resolves to finally put her very own Core Secrets® Exercise Ball Tutorial to use.
Which leads Bossy to today’s Ten-Word Challenge. In exactly ten words, can you tell Bossy your New Year’s Resolutions?
And be sure to check back later today for the most unrealistic New Year expectations on the web!
No more diet soda, no shopping for 4 months minimum.
I don’t do them, I always fail, which sends me into a chocolate binge.
The same ones I ignored last year. Recycling is fun!
I resolve to not set myself up for failure anymore.
Finish screenplay, start screenplay, or think about IDEA for screenplay.
Put down the laptop and get moving–be my best self.
Step away from the diet dr. pepper and drink water.
I resolve never to make a resolution, it’s too hard.
1. For money, I have to work more and blog less.
2. I wish there was a way to earn money blogging.
3. I need to exercise and eat better, but I won’t.
4. I need to organize and clean more, but I won’t.
5. I need to quit making depressing resolutions, starting right now.
I don’t make resolutions. I do stuff or I don’t.
see more movies, have more sex and drink better wine.
find partner, start photo project, complete photo project, camera BFF
I will stop submitting Ten Word Tuesdays that equal eleven words.
I will rejoin Weight Watchers for the seventh (eighth?) time.
Read more Bossy, and make room for myself in life.
Put a painting on my door like bossy.
Do what makes me happy. Wait, that’s only five words.
To breathe deep, live better, fuller and be more connected.
eat less and screw more…resolutions hubbie will support, wholeheartedly.
Buy music. Maybe once a month. Build our music library.
(I love core balls. Just don’t have room for it).
don’t make any I don’t intend to keep, so….none
Whatever it takes to help my sister kick her cancer
Find more (well-paid) work, continue with secret creative project, meet nice man (if I can fit him in between well-paid work and creative project). Oh, and continue eating and drinking as before.
Live, Live, Live…Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! (okay, so maybe I will learn to count to 10)
I will make no resolutions, therefore I can not fail.
I resolve to finish things I have started long ago.
to knit with better quality fibers/to have fewer UFOs lurking about.
I have a boring and predictable resolution: exercise every day.
Walk the dog every day, and fold the laundry occasionally.
Organize laundry room & office, learn more about web design
I resolve to lose my belly and ass flab pronto!
Be a better me on December 31 than January 1.
i’m not going to eat anything pointy or neon this year
Live a life worth blogging about.
And get in shape.
No Joy In January.
(mainly alcohol and sugar.)
make it through pregnancy with healthy baby born in august
Join team Bossy in the clutter relief! and read a book!!
I wish……
.Read more by very funny commenter, Cheri in number thirteen.
Be debt free. Don’t use Credit Cards. Save for car.
I am going to start waking up before nine a.m.
Graduate in April and learn to care about my appearance.
#32 is that like be better today than I am tomorrow? lol
(1) Follow my Bliss.
(2) Right after I find my bliss.
Lose some weight.
Swim a mile in less than 45 minutes.
Don’t make them, won’t keep them. How about un-resolutions?
Be nice, get organized, go to bed earlier, LESS SUGAR!
Nap More! Napping restores the mind, heals the body, Nap!
Floss more - always room for improvement. Twelve years running.
I suck at resolutions! Go you!!
So many I SHOULD make, so few I WILL make.
Work to make 2009 a better, happier year.
Quit smoking. Run. Come in top ten in Mitsubishi City Chase.
Get out of debt get out of debt lose weight.
Learn something. Bake cookies. Eat chocolate. Become a better photographer.
(I know I’ll make two out of four.)
I resolve to keep making progress on debt and clutter.
Sit on my blue exercise ball and read more Bossy!
More music, more travel, more cognac, less stuff, less bitching.
massive budget overhaul.
fix my leg, run marathon in may.
Doing a half marathon, need to get in shape - blurgh!
My resolution is to try to be a better person.
Use less offensive language, shit bastard, that might be hard.
Use the treadmill I bought last year, I mean it.
Drink less. Eat less. Primp more. No credit cards.
God this is going to suck.
Clear office, clear office, clear office. Oh, and clear office!
Learn from my mistakes and forgive myself for making them.
To never go out in public again as long as my ass looks like it does in the pie making picture.
Live like my life depends on it.
This year I will not jump out of airplanes. Easy.
Help family budget by getting paid for taking photographs. Hopefully.
Stand up straight. Organize photos. Oh, and save the world.
Eat less move more fit into bridesmaid dress.
Simplify my life by paring down all of that stuff!
Live like a poem, write more poems, be poetic, rhyme.
For my breast cancer to not come back, that’s it!
http://sprucehill.typepad.com/
Write more. Surf again. Fish more. Party just as much.
Cut down on beer so I can still have wine.
help obese dog lose weight, save money for new floor.
talk positively, yoga, organize, play with girls, love every day
Best resolution yet: If someone wants to help? Let them!
Run more, eat less.
Yell less, love more.
Learn patience,
unlearn swearing like a sailor.
Organize house, throw out the old, donate the rest
Travel often.
Ugh, been on vacation, totally forget it’s 10 words only!
Avoid fast food. It’s too easy. And too nasty. Yuck.
HA! My 2.5 y/o climbed onto my lap looked at the lap top and said ‘oooh dear, mess on floor’. Apparently she doesn’t see her own mess on the floor and just trips over the crap.
New body, less eating, more good food and something unfoodrelated
(If I could think of anything unfoodrelated)
Happy New Year!!
I use a word of the year, rather than resolutions.
http://tinyurl.com/yt4eb2
Run, relax, and do yoga at least twice a week
Give up sugar, again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Take care of me. I want to be old someday.
Same as last year. Grow four inches taller.
I resolve not to make any New Year’s resolutions.
Shit.
I resolve to stop drinking before I’m asked to leave.
spend less, save more, have more fun. Yup.
And I don’t have permission to view your spandex butt. Oh well, I can always fantasize.
Bitch Less. A whole lot of bitchin’ needs doin’ today.
Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy New Year Bossy.
I resolve to eat healthy food, and… why HELLOOOOO, oreos!
Use my treadmill. Lose 60 pounds. Decrease yelling. Decrease spending.
Learn how to do stuff on my blog. Lose weight.
Only eight. Locate 35-year-old son’s missing Kindergarten picture!
Less complaining, eating, spending, tv, piles of stuff & better life.
Lose those ten pounds OR never care about it again!
I hate 2008.Going to make 2009 better.somehow,,,
I don’t need a resolution; I’m having my first baby.
Yay for Pandechion!
Take photos including hubs & myself, not just of our daughter (we’re absent in 2008 photos.)
Update blogroll. Scan photos into Flicka. Find cure for cancer.
Therapy, therapy, therapy, therapy, therapy, and some therapy with prozac.
want to give up smoking and celibacy in January 2009
Walk more, eat less, hem that skirt, fix those chairs.
get a nice car sponsor and drive to hug bossy
Primary targets: novel finished and half marathon in Seattle, November.
1. Renew my passport
2. See a Broadway show
3. Wear a bathing suit this summer
Get 7-8 hours of sleep a night, instead of the usual 5-6 hours.
To live fully and completely, trusting that God’s in charge.
less tv, web, eating; more exercise, reading, time with family.
Resolve less, do more, get off the Crazy Train today!
Resolutions? They’re BS. Except for the ones about more chocolate.
write pay attention breathe exercise laugh swim bake pull weeds
Less blah, blah, blah, blah.
More blah, blah, blah, blah.
But definitely get healthy so I have energy for my kids.
Same office purge as Bossy. Blog/write more. Less sugar.
Not cut my hair again EVER!
lose weight, get organized, nap less, travel more, don’t die
Spend more time doing FUN things with my kids.
Seriously? LOTS less time with family, get back to Europe.