Jun 15, 2006
ADVICE OF THE DAY – Forget Tight-Ass Lowes.
Need a bathroom sink? Consider Home Depot. Their vanities are brimming with features such as their Old World Charmer
which includes:
- Vitreous China Top with Exposed Basin
- Lever Faucets in Polished Chrome
- 28” Cherry Vanity Cabinet
- A 50-pound Brick of Marijuana
Or perhaps you’d prefer their Traditional Showpiece model
which includes:
- Undermount Porcelain Contour Bowl
- Widespread Faucet in Aged Brass
- 36” Aged Walnut Vanity Cabinet
- 3 Kilograms of Cocaine
That’s right – a few Home Depot customers have discovered large quantities of drugs hidden inside their newly purchased vanities – which adds all new meaning to Do It Yourself.
Interesting when you consider the store’s Father’s Day slogan: A Gift For Every Dad. Indeed.
