Sep 4, 2006

ADVICE OF THE DAY – Forget Exercise And Diet And Stomach Bypass Surgery And Noisy Contractors And Those Pesky Architects

By now we’ve all heard the bedtime story about the weight-obsessed folks over at CBS who digitally enhanced a promotional photo of Katie Couric so she’d appear pounds and pounds thinner.

But Bossy is a little confused because Bossy thought Couric was already thin and in fact thought the before photo was the one digitally enhanced, if not a photo taken before Couric’s husband Jay died and she lost all that widow weight and began flexing her legs on the NBC sofa and dating Hollywood producer Tom Werner.

This by the way is Tom Werner before CBS’s digital enhancement, and after:

And Bossy is also a little confused because this most recent digitally enhanced Couric doesn’t seem half as offensive as CBS’s prior attempt to make-over their new anchor:

Anyway, Bossy approves of this digitally enhanced business and has decided to embrace this technology to correct her most obvious personal flaw:

Go Here To See A Demonstration Of How They Retouch Cover Girl Photos Even When They Aren’t As Annoying As Katie Couric.

Or Go Here To Read All About Couric’s Retouched Photo Even Though They Can Never Make Her Look Like Walter Cronkite.

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