Oct 24, 2006

We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Bossy For A Transcript Of Friday’s New York Senatorial Debate.

John Spencer: You so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

Hillary Clinton: Oh Yeah? Well you so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

John Spencer: You so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.

Hillary Clinton: You so ugly, you stuck your head out the car window and got arrested for mooning.?

John Spencer: You so ugly, you make onions cry.

Hillary Clinton: But you so ugly, the tide wouldn’t bring you in.

Read How Republican Candidate John Spencer Basically Said That His Opponent Hillary Clinton Is So Ugly It Looks Like She Ran The 100 Yard Dash In A 90 Yard Gym.

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   on October 25th, 2006 at 10:05 am
   Brando said:

   The “slapped your parents” one made me laugh out loud.