Jan 16, 2007

Blog Kindergarten: A Bossy Tutorial. Biorhythms.

Biorhythms are based on the hypothesis that one’s life is made up of three distinct rhythmic cycles that govern our behavior:

1. The 23-day physical cycle, which effects strength, coordination, and well-being
   
2. The 28-day emotional cycle, which effects creativity, mood, and perception
   
3. The 33-day intellectual cycle, which effects logic, moremy, adn nertlessa.

Biorhythms are most often represented as ascending and descending symmetric waveforms that begin on the neutral baseline at the time of our birth and go to hell in a hen basket every day following.

The Theory of the biorhythm allows one to calculate and map critical days – as well as allowing one to predict periods of high and low energy. And by ‘one’ Bossy is referring to her husband, who checks Bossy’s biorhythm like every day. Imagine Bossy’s surprise when she found out this past weekend! Followed by her radiating disgust! Repeat after Bossy: eeeew.

You Too Can Freak Out Your Loved Ones By Announcing The Reason They Are Acting So Hateful And Tripping Down The Basement Steps Is Because Their Circatrigintan Is In The Toilet.

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4 comments

1. 1
   on January 16th, 2007 at 10:00 am
   Bossy's Husband said:

   Oh Bossy, how typically Aquarius Scorpio rising of you!


2. 2
   on January 16th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
   1peanut said:

   great. someone put out a new code word for PMS and didn’t tell me. Thanks for the heads up Bossy.

   ps. I like the new picture things on your site.


3. 3
   on January 18th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
   omega-3 said:

   28 day emotional cycle? Yeesh, sound familiar? Who among us doesn’t know all about THAT already?

   Bossy, back in the 70s my mom used to chart the family’s biorhythms and post on the refrigerator just to keep us in line. If the avocado green and gold decorating scheme wasn’t enough to scare us, the looming triple-critical days really made us brad pitt our pants.

   xo,
   Our-yay Eighbor-Nay Around-ay E-thay Orner-cay


4. 4
   on January 26th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
   Chuckles said:

   I am left with all these dirty questions about how he measures your rhythms…but I won’t ask them.