Apr 2, 2007

Bossy’s Totally Bipartisan Review of Republican Presidential Nominee Tommy Thompson.

Tommy George Thompson blah blah earned a law degree blah. Blah Wisconsin State Assembly blah, blah Assembly minority leader blah.

Elected Governor of Wisconsin for four consecutive terms, blah welfare reform blah, school choice program blah, and blah blah health coverage blah.

In 2001 George Bush appointed Thompson the Health & Human Services Secretary. In that role Thompson blah (inadequately funded stem cell research), blah (stiffed the elderly on prescription drug benefits), and blah (favored state contracts with corporations he had a financial stake in.)

Also? Blah blah (Thompson is part owner of a company that manufactures glass-encapsulated microchips that get injected into your ass and contain your medical information. Little glass medical charts. In your ass.)

Read More About Thompson’s Bid For The Presidency And How He Recommends That Terrorists Attack Our Food Supply.

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6 comments

1. 1
   on April 2nd, 2007 at 5:26 am
   Cedric said:

   That’s a clever blog gimmick! I wish I’d thought of it first… Maybe it’s not too late.


2. 2
   on April 2nd, 2007 at 9:46 am
   blue girl said:

   You’re hysterical.
   


3. 3
   on April 2nd, 2007 at 1:32 pm
   suburban kamikaze said:

   We are not giving up our hummus no matter what Thompson says…


4. 4
   on April 3rd, 2007 at 6:59 am
   Get-off said:

   First the liberal use of Grecian Formula, then those cartoon ears, and now he wants to stick your medical chart up your ass? Well at least this would be an easy way to remember what the US healthcare system really boils down to.


5. 5
   on April 4th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
   Chuckles said:

   True story: I met Tommy Thompson at the Madison premiere of Episode 1. A guy I knew back then was his chief fundraiser. We played Dungeons and Dragons together. The fundraiser, not Tommy.


6. 6
   on April 5th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
   Criquette said:

   I don’t EVEN want to think about how said glass-encapsulated medical chart will be extracted when said chart needs to be read :OOOOONO!