May 9, 2007

A Bossy Letter.

Dear Terrorists To Whom It May Concern,

Vice President Dick Cheney is currently in Baghdad for an unannounced visit. Cheney will be meeting with high-level military officials to talk about the additional 35,000 U.S. soldiers who were told to prepare for deployment to Iraq later this year.

If you see Dick Cheney you may want to put him out of his misery buy him a beer.

He looks like this:

Love, Bossy.

Here Are Other Details About His Secret Itinerary If You Are, You Know, Curious.

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26 comments

1. 1
   on May 9th, 2007 at 9:02 am
   magpie said:

   But if you give him a beer, do you also have to let him shoot a friend in the face?


2. 2
   on May 9th, 2007 at 9:43 am
   Christie said:

   He looks constipated in that picture….


3. 3
   on May 9th, 2007 at 9:53 am
   Jodi said:

   I really want to leave a witty comment, so just this, the truth: I had a suck ass couple of days and it is hot as hell in my office. I have this thing: I need to laugh every morning or I am completely worthless.

   This post took care of the suck-assness, the laugh, and now I can ignore how completely and ridiculously hell-like it is at my desk. I still may be worthless, but I am good with that. At least I’m not a … Dick.


4. 4
   on May 9th, 2007 at 10:06 am
   moi said:

   I don’t know why, but every time I see Dick Cheney, I just want to dress him up in drag. And not in a mumu and nurse shoes, either, but in, like, maybe one of those gawd awful mini bubble skirts with a teensy tunic top and some way high wedgie heels. And then send him strolling down the street somewhere off Dupont Circle in the hopes that someone makes him their biatch.


5. 5
   on May 9th, 2007 at 10:29 am
   Jen M. said:

   Noooo. I need a cleansing picture now, like fluffy kittens or good shoes. He is such a troll.


6. 6
   on May 9th, 2007 at 10:39 am
   The Great Getzby said:

   The three likeliest candidates for impeachment and removal from office in the history of the United States:

   Andrew JOHNSON
   DICK Nixon
   Bill (SLICK WILLY) Clinton

   Can we PLEASE add another penis connection to this list?!?


7. 7
   on May 9th, 2007 at 11:35 am
   BOSSY said:

   Dear Getzby: You forgot George Penis Walker Bush.


8. 8
   on May 9th, 2007 at 11:36 am
   Michael Bains said:

   Actually, if we replace Teh Slick One (who was only eligible on a partisan technicality) with Teflon Ron, who actually DID break laws (Arms for Hostages anyone?), then the dick list would be quite complete.


9. 9
   on May 9th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
   Susan W said:

   I love your blog! I have always laughed at your comments left on other blogs, so I finally wandered over here. You are great!


10. 10
    on May 9th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    jenny said:

    You DO realize you are talking about the Vice Prez of the United States of America, dont you?? Oh good, I just wanted to clarify so I could make an unannounced visit of my own! I’ll have a beer when I get back, keep it chilled for me!

    Love your blog and I am adding you to my links, so I can peek back often! Please, more, more!!


11. 11
    on May 9th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    White cali guy said:

    I think the secret service may be tapping on your door soon.

    Not funny.


12. 12
    on May 9th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    1peanut said:

    “Not funny”
    your right! it was hilarious.


13. 13
    on May 9th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    Les~ said:

    The SS guys drink their tea (??) from the “left” side of the glass…just sayin’.


14. 14
    on May 9th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    nutmeg said:

    You are evil! Wanna have lunch?


15. 15
    on May 9th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    Chuckles said:

    Impeach them all!


16. 16
    on May 9th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    Meghan said:

    moi: I don’t know why, but every time I see Dick Cheney, I just want to dress him up in drag.

    Oh, thank GOD. I thought I was the only one.


17. 17
    on May 9th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    lildb said:

    bull’s eye(s), indeed.


18. 18
    on May 9th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    Robin said:

    Trying to get yourself arrested?


19. 19
    on May 9th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    suburban kamikaze said:

    So it’s “game time” is it? Thank God. Because as soon as they start tossing out the sports metaphors you know things are going to be well managed.


20. 20
    on May 9th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
    bobbarama said:

    A favor, please? Can you get Paris Hilton to autograph a picture for me while you’re in jail?

    Thanks!!
    


21. 21
    on May 10th, 2007 at 2:43 am
    Scott-O-Rama said:

    If only…


22. 22
    on May 10th, 2007 at 5:02 am
    Miss Bolly said:

    I was going to say, “If only…” as well, but Scott-O-Rama got there first, and now I have nothing to say.


23. 23
    on May 10th, 2007 at 6:49 am
    girlplease said:

    I wonder how many hemrrhoids this guy has due to stress?


24. 24
    on May 10th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    Jennifer said:

    “Can we PLEASE add another penis connection to this list?!?”

    If you want to get technical, a penis goes into the bush hence making a penis connection.


25. 25
    on May 11th, 2007 at 3:09 am
    tongue in cheek said:

    I am glad France opted- not to go to war.

    Dick and George I don’t understand the way they think.


26. 26
    on May 11th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    Brando said:

    Bossy, why do you hate freedom?