Jan 21, 2009

Where Bossy Fondles Barack’s Stimulus Package.

One of the first challenges facing President O’Boyfriend is to gain swift congressional approval for his stimulus package, which should come as no surprise is a much larger and satisfying stimulus package than that of George Bush.

Barack’s penetrative plan is to create jobs with the injection of $90 billion toward infrastructure spending, and $54 billion to renewable source energy production.

The breadth of his stimulus package also includes an appropriation of $87 billion in medical care for low-income individuals, and $79 billion toward education to prevent the pending cutbacks in schools and colleges.

And lastly the depth of Barack’s stimulus package includes a $500 tax credit to workers.

Critics of his stimulus package question its sustainability over time. But Bossy thinks Barack’s stimulus package will arouse confidence, which will spill over into other areas of the economy — proving itself not only durable, but strongly capable of a desirable outcome.

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57 comments

1. 1
   on January 21st, 2009 at 10:59 am
   heartworks said:

   Awesome post. But I think you forgot to italicize- Injection!


2. 2
   on January 21st, 2009 at 11:01 am
   Buf said:

   Wow…suddenly this topic is sooooooooo much more interesting…. I wonder why?

   Btw, I’m all for desireable outcomes!!


3. 3
   on January 21st, 2009 at 11:01 am
   Dharmamama said:

   Phew – is it warm in here, or is that just President Obama’s package?


4. 4
   on January 21st, 2009 at 11:04 am
   Z. Mulls said:

   And he’s the only President who will light up a cigarette after he stimulizes you


5. 5
   on January 21st, 2009 at 11:08 am
   MariaV said:

   I think Bossy should apply to be the President’s speech writer. Bossy is all about the right spin.


6. 6
   on January 21st, 2009 at 11:24 am
   Twenty Four At Heart said:

   I’m so aroused by talk of men’s packages. Might be time for a cold shower!


7. 7
   on January 21st, 2009 at 11:32 am
   jen said:

   I think Barack’s FIRM PACKAGE will help our MOUNTING deficit. But we, as a country, need to get BEHIND him. All hands on deck! What? I said, “DECK!” Sheesh, you people are durrrrrty…….


8. 8
   on January 21st, 2009 at 11:32 am
   Sarah @ Ordinary Days said:

   Oh Bossy, you’re such a dirty girl!


9. 9
   on January 21st, 2009 at 11:49 am
   Jacquie said:

   Ooooh baby, that’s the spot!


10. 10
    on January 21st, 2009 at 11:54 am
    Lizzy said:

    Anyone have a cigarette? Anyone?


11. 11
    on January 21st, 2009 at 11:57 am
    Life with Kaishon said:

    Wow. A lot of numbers! I hope he helps! I am filled with hope : ).


12. 12
    on January 21st, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    Gigi said:

    {speechless}


13. 13
    on January 21st, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    RuthWells said:

    From your lips, baby.


14. 14
    on January 21st, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Angie said:

    After showing us his 10 balls last night, he’s got a busy day preparing to stimulate our economy.


15. 15
    on January 21st, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    kristin said:

    Oh Bossy. You’ve made me blush. Laugh hysterically, as well, but blush also.


16. 16
    on January 21st, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    wrh said:

    Let’s all just hope there isn’t an unanticipated downturn.

    Naughty Bossy.


17. 17
    on January 21st, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Lesley said:

    OMG. Heh.

    I love a man with a nice package.


18. 18
    on January 21st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Bettina said:

    Best political spin EVER! Thank you, now I need a cold shower.


19. 19
    on January 21st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Ryann said:

    I was happy about last years stimulus package but this year’s sounds soo much bigger, better and more stimulating!


20. 20
    on January 21st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Bonnie said:

    WhaaaHooo – It’s ObamaBossy! So much smarter than ObamaGirl.


21. 21
    on January 21st, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Domestic Goddess (in training) said:

    You make the economy sound so sexy….


22. 22
    on January 21st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    Rochelle said:

    I will never see economic stimulus packages the same ever! The next four years is gonna rock.


23. 23
    on January 21st, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Jennifer said:

    Is that a stimulus package or are you just happy to see me?

    (something about this seems mildly disrespectful. but fun.)


24. 24
    on January 21st, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Cactus Petunia said:

    Oh, my! Bossy sure does have a way with words!


25. 25
    on January 21st, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Melanie @ MelADramatic Mommy said:

    Damn, where’s my husband when I need him? I wonder how the First Lady feels knowing so many women are crushing on her man (and now totally focused on his package)? *heads to a cold shower*


26. 26
    on January 21st, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    g said:

    Damn! Did you see the photos of them dancing to “At Last” at the neighborhood ball? Hawt.

    I think the White House master bedroom got inaugurated last night.

    Mercy!


27. 27
    on January 21st, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Lisa said:

    keep talking…..im almost there..keep…TALKING…


28. 28
    on January 21st, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    kj said:

    It’s not all that you think it will be. Read this please: http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2009/01/022586.php


29. 29
    on January 21st, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Reeb said:

    That just left me speechless, not to mention all the comments! Husband says he was thinking along the lines of #23 Jennifer’s comment.

    I just loved seeing The First Two teasing and flirting and enjoying each other at the balls. And Bossy, can we talk about Michele’s dresses some time? Just gorgeous.


30. 30
    on January 21st, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    Adorable Girlfriend said:

    Thank you, Cookie Jesus for Barack!

    Let the healing begin.


31. 31
    on January 21st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    Grandma J said:

    How about if we just pay $500 less in taxes, then Obama wont have to send us a check…saving all millions on stamps and printing checks and other administrative stuff.

    Then they can still do a smaller stimulus package for infrastructure.


32. 32
    on January 21st, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    Mysti Easterwood said:

    iAb, what’s up with your friends and those showers? after a post like this, I am simply wondering if a new showerhead comes with that stimulus package. (And seriously, what’s up with *cold*?… sweat it out, ladies!)

    Myst, (who can laugh *and* uh, deck at the same time… )


33. 33
    on January 21st, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Julie said:

    Julie wishes Bossy had been her economics professor.


34. 34
    on January 21st, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Heidi said:

    Holy crap – that was funny!


35. 35
    on January 21st, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Anna said:

    Oh my!

    /fans self


36. 36
    on January 21st, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    Chantel said:

    I think I’m gonna need a little more than a stimulus package. I should just join the poverty group and get it over with.


37. 37
    on January 21st, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Bridget said:

    love love love love love love love


38. 38
    on January 21st, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    Manic Mommy said:

    Once we go Barack, we’ll never go back!


39. 39
    on January 21st, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    The Cheap Chick said:

    Okay, I was going to write a clever sexual inuendo, but I just have to be blunt with this one:
    Have you seen the Barack-inator’s bare chest? Oh. My. GAH. He is a fine FINE figure of a man, and if I was that little military girl who got to dance with him last night, I would have PASSED OUT.


40. 40
    on January 21st, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Reeb said:

    A little military girl got to dance with a bare-chested Mr. President? Conjures up quite an image.


41. 41
    on January 21st, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    Heide said:

    Whoa …. that’s some stimulating prose! i’m still trying to catch my breath!


42. 42
    on January 21st, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    Dara said:

    muhahahahahahahaha

    bossy said, “PACKAGE”!!!!

    muhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


43. 43
    on January 21st, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    Michelle said:

    See, all those big numbers scare me, so I just vote and cross my fingers.


44. 44
    on January 21st, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    Joie said:

    I’m just hot thinking about it!


45. 45
    on January 21st, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    HAGERDASH said:

    Hagerdash agrees with Bossy. )


46. 46
    on January 21st, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    Chesapeake Bay Woman said:

    A Barack Package in the hand is worth 12 of George Bush.


47. 47
    on January 21st, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    meleah rebeccah said:

    I just love when Bossy gets all political.


48. 48
    on January 21st, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    Lori said:

    Um…I just want to say in response to note #31 that I …um…don’t actually want “a smaller stimulus package.” I mean—-anyway, I don’t want a smaller one. That’s all. The bigger one is fine.


49. 49
    on January 21st, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    mn said:

    i’m with 23. too soon for this kinda humor for me. just not feeling it. has taken me way too long to finally respect the presidency and the White House. and i am still basking in the dignity of the new administration. he’s already put a hold on prosecutions at Guantanamo. About time.


50. 50
    on January 22nd, 2009 at 12:26 am
    Trixy said:

    That post made me giggle like a 12 year old girl. Hee hee.


51. 51
    on January 22nd, 2009 at 1:49 am
    SherylW said:

    OK, I must be the only Bossy reader that doesn’t think BO is hot. Humm, he just doesn’t do anything for me…

    I am concerned with his package though,LOL I feel like it’ll going to get me in the behind…Where are we going to get all this $ to spend from a practically tapped out govt, oh yeah, they eventually raise taxes so I guess we do get some stimulus package action-just not from the angle they promised.


52. 52
    on January 22nd, 2009 at 7:02 am
    MB said:

    Bossy be makin’ Politics Stimulating for Everyone!

    (I can’t believe you italicized “spill over”! LMAO!)


53. 53
    on January 22nd, 2009 at 8:37 am
    janny226 said:

    Bossy, you made me blush!! It’s a good thing my husband doesn’t know Bossy’s url or he’d go all Republican on me.


54. 54
    on January 22nd, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Cathy D. said:

    That this post is a hoot is a bonus; the title alone made it priceless. Bossy, that may the funniest blog post title I’ve ever read. And I read too many blogs.


55. 55
    on January 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 am
    mom101 said:

    I too am feeling stimulated by all things Obama. After 8 years of feeling dead and cold inside, I find it refreshing.


56. 56
    on January 26th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    David said:

    hehehehehehehe, you said “outcome.”


57. 57
    on January 27th, 2009 at 9:40 am
    swistle said:

    SNORT!