Apr 30, 2009
Bossy Hates To Say She Saw This Coming.
Dear Sean Penn,
We all noticed you didn’t thank your lovely wife Robin Wright Penn when accepting an Academy Award for your performance in Milk because “there wasn’t enough time“, and while it’s true that thanking your agent and the film’s producer and the city of San Francisco and Craft Food Services for their catering is important, hello? Wife of eleven years?
Anyway. Bossy is sorry you are filing for a legal separation. Again. Because Bossy thinks you made a pretty cute pair.
Love, Bossy
I think he is a good actor. They did make a cute pair.
He is a good actor, but cute pair? It’s like beauty and the raging, angry ginger man.
Everyone. Meet Bossy’s Husband’s New Wife.
idk, maybe a cute pair like a Stuart Weitzman stiletto and a Croc…
I’ve had a crush on him since BAD BOYS was released in the theaters.
I’m giggling over BH’s comment.
Well, at least he didn’t rant and rave about the Jews in the Middle East–I’ll give him that.
I wonder if Madonna will try to get him back now?
Wonder why his marriages keep ending in separation/divorce?
I think he was thanking “craft” services–they’re the people that feed the cast and crew on movie sets. I thought that was a really nice thing to do as they can be the forgotten “little” people.
I think they’ve been down this road a couple of times before. He doesn’t strike me as an easy person to live with.
I like Sean Penn as an actor, but I think there is something fundamentally wrong with a man who wouldn’t move the earth, moon, and stars for Princess Buttercup.
Well, now that Madonna is single again…
He is a schmuck…
who knows what’s going to happen , after all
she did Forrest once ,,,,lol
he seems like the kind of guy you’d like to be friends or lovers with but married to- no
EEEeew.
Who could really live with HIM..YUCK-O..
Cute couple? Meh. He’s funny-looking, if you ask me. Which I realize you didn’t.
Alias Mother (number 10) hit the nail on the head.
Although, frankly I”ve seen the Princess in a few interviews and she didn’t seem like the smartest Buttercup in the bunch, but you never know….no one deserves to be with that kind of guy. Where fine actor equals=doesn’t have his stuff together.
I personally think Robin Wright should get a Nobel Prize for staying with him that long. I used to wait tables at a fancy place where Sean Penn would come rolling in… He would smoke where there’s no smoking, treat the servers like crap, and get in anyone’s face who *dared* complain about cigarette smoke in a restaurant where patrons were dropping $50 a plate.
Sorry, I’m almost done with my rant. However, seeing the way Sean would treat the “little” people on his frequent trips, I wouldn’t put it past him to have thanked Craft Services simply to irk his wife. I’m sure he gave them hell on set.
OH EM GEE. srsly. i was purposely listening for him to thank his gorgeous wife. and i TOLD my boyfriend and sister that they were TOTALLY going to break up. and they were all “are you sure you didn’t miss the fact that he did thank her?”
pshaw.
i hope she/they stick to her/their guns this time. is the great pirate wesley available?
I caught that little slip up,too. Ouch! I do hate to see this couple part ways, though. I like them both, admire their work, and wish it had worked out for them.
Dear Sean Penn:
Whatever whatever you are getting separated from the Princess Bride, which I think is a mistake because she classes you up and you still bear the slightest whiff of ICK from being married to Madonna despite your mad acting skillz.
But I don’t care about all that. Here’s what I have to say.
When I lived in SF I met your soon-to-be-separted-from wife’s sister whose name I think is Lucinda and she was freaking so gorgeous and COOOOOOLLL. maybe they were half-sisters. But anyway, she introduced me to MAC Russian Red matte lipstick which I wore for two years despite the fact that I didn’t wear any other makeup so I always had really really really red lips and I thought I looked so edgy and hot. But in retrospect, maybe I just looked like a 24 year old who’d recently discovered lipstick.
The end.
Love,
WRH
That’s the DREAD Pirate Roberts, if you please.
I’d still do him.
I get the impression that he sucks all the air out of every room, every time. Accidentally and on purpose.
The three of them will be so much happier — she, he and his ego.
Um, yeah. I have always felt Sean Penn was kinda creepy. Like, I would not want to be alone in an elevator with him. He just makes me feel like my skin would crawl. *shudder*
She is so much better off without him. I can’t stand to look at him. What a pompous ass.
Bossy, don’t you ever use bad language?
You go Ms Wright… Lord knows he ain’t Mr Right!!!
BB
Oh Lordy, Bossy, you taught BH well. Funny-funny comment he made at the # 3 spot. Beware BH, just one wrong move (say…at the deli) and you could be easily replaced by a Saturn-driving, John Cusak-resembling, Presidential-like gardener bearing a plentitude of PETUNIAS for the sparsely populated window boxes you got going on there.
Indeed! #29 has it right..BH’s comment is hilarious.
Bossy’s Husband is long overdue for some wives, and I cannot wait to hear who else he marries. (Good choice on the first/real wife as well as the second one.)
Sad to see the break up but who could stay married to Jeff Spicoli for so long anyway?
Well, he DID mention my boyfriend Mickey Rourke in his acceptance speech (and if I hear one more eeeewwww! I swear!) but still, I do like him. And her for that matter. Just wanted to get Mickey’s name mentioned! Thx
She’s much too thin and she has those hard-to-look-at Madonna arms. He’s nothing to look at either. Meh. Who cares anyway?
BH & Princess Buttercup!!!!!
Susan has a crush on STATE OF GRACE.
She’s so beautiful, isn’t she? Really, really beautiful. I hope he isn’t being a dick.
She’ll always be Princess Buttercup to me…
She is just lovely, and he is also….for an asshole. He’s a hot asshole, though, you know?